A review of cat face emoji

This is another flabby butt someone's drawn on with a marker pen. 1/10

Well, I'll give it credit for being a classic smilie but a cat, and happy about it. 4/10

So happy to be here! Has incomprehensible Japanese adventures. 8/10

The vacant, forgotten-tongue expression says chubby derp, but the angles are all old cartoon. Not a good idiot. Has walked catfood all over the carpet again after standing in their food bowl to drink. 3/10

It's a Baba Is You block, and not one you want to touch. 2/10

Making the eyes beadier does not make it less of a butt. 0/10

This is one of those little round rubber feet you find on ’90s hardware with a wall-eyed catface drawn on it and sat on top of some ears. Has melted into horrible sticky goo by now. 3/10

Bit hamster but fine. 5/10

Blunt. Headbutts you repeatedly. Also patio doors. 6/10

Microsoft got the Hanna-Barbera cheeks, this got the nose. Constantly booping it against your hand while you try to drink. 6/10

A bland, souless creature. Is this Zuckerberg's fursona? 2/10

A daring grey buddy. Look at that smile. 8/10

This might be worse than that butt lion. 0/10

A simple cartoon friend, full of simple innocence. Has brought you a cool bug they found. 10/10

Same friend, less toon. Mewling excitedly because you stood up and might be going to the kitchen. 10/10

Forgot to put their tongue away after washing their butt. 8/10

'60s-revival-cartoon cat. Probably secret spy. Cannot escape "Joy" part of the name. 9/10

Can escape "Joy" part of the name. 3/10

OpenMoji, please, you can't draw everything as a kangaroo. 1/10

The wild eyes of a kitten that is preparing to bite your sleeping face. 6/10

This is a pikachu. NaN/10

oh god how did this get here, i am not good with computer/10

The poor thing's got mumps. 1/10

I think this is a naked baby rat or something. 1/10

Entirely functional kitty says hello. 5/10

Daring blue coat. Cheeky ^^ smile. 7/10

1997's is a tiny chunky boy. Got those lynx cheeks. 16/32 bits.

Functional minimalism. 4/10

The 1999 version is essence of ktn. ∞/∞

Those arent ears, they're the horns of the devil hoodie it's wearing. Has already killed your family. 666/10

Conversely, Type C-2 can by pet by pressing X, and there's a Steam achievement for doing it. 4/10

But it's not a cat face, it's a whole cat, and by scoring it I've thus rendered this whole exercise invalid. Rats.