Shafted—"The eternal techno-glowy shaft of perpetual energy has to be one of the most perilous locations in which Liandri forces competitors to fight. Suffering disorientation from being translocated into a giant, ozone-filled chamber is quite understandable, but you'd best find your footing swiftly if you are to survive long."
Gravometric—"Someone used too many Leviathan blasts, and now gravity is all screwed up. Oops." The AI do impressively well at understanding this one, even if they get caught in the metacube sometimes.
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Bush Sloganator 2.0—an improved version of the one that went around the 'net for a while. Shame he still won...