LionsPhil's Stuff

An assortment of things inspired by The Goddess which don't fit anywhere else.

Tools of Mayhem

The Indirectotron 9000™—warning signs for the Internet.
UNFriendlyUser—for when you want the full, offensive force of certain sanitized links.
WEMEME: Web Enhanced MEME script—all your CSLib memes are crossed by script, for great in-joke.

The Erisian Cakes Society—rightful owners of the domain ecs.soton.ac.uk, which we kindly lease to a minor department in th Faculty of Applied Science.
The Mystery of the Hot Dogs—why do hot dogs come in packs of ten, but rolls in packs of eight?

DM-1on1-LP-Shafted

DM-LP-Gravometric

Potatoshops—images crafted through bitmagicks.
Continuation-passing style Perl—there really is nothing it cannot do.
Why PHP is Not Wonderful—this language is too popular for the web's good.
Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory for People With Better Things To Do With Their Time Than Read Manuals—the condensed version of the W:ET manual.
JavaScript Torture Chamber—how well to browsers really sandbox scripts?

Shafted—"The eternal techno-glowy shaft of perpetual energy has to be one of the most perilous locations in which Liandri forces competitors to fight. Suffering disorientation from being translocated into a giant, ozone-filled chamber is quite understandable, but you'd best find your footing swiftly if you are to survive long."
Gravometric—"Someone used too many Leviathan blasts, and now gravity is all screwed up. Oops." The AI do impressively well at understanding this one, even if they get caught in the metacube sometimes.
Like hurting your brain? See my experimental stuff over on UnrealWiki.

Bush Sloganator 2.0—an improved version of the one that went around the 'net for a while. Shame he still won...